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NobleWorks - Humorous Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Dentist Say Birthday 5585Z
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NobleWorks - Humorous Birthday Greeting Card with 5 Features
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INSIDE GREETING: "I Say: Open Wide And Have A Happy Birthday." COVER - My gynecologist says I can't have sex for at least 3 weeks. What did your dentist say?
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CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
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USE - The perfect, Hysterical card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
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SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
About NobleWorks - Humorous Birthday Greeting Card With 5
NAUGHTY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75 Inch)Hooray for husbands, who are always thinking about the big picture and what really matters. This funny birthday card mashes sweet, innocent art from yesteryear with the dirty, sexy thoughts of modern life. The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. That's how the husband came up with the dentist comeback. If you have the same conversation with your wife, then this card is for you! It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience.OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMORNobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate, dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONSWhether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks - and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) - has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time.Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? - ORDER NOW!
