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Get it between 2025-02-04 to 2025-02-11. Additional 3 business days for provincial shipping.
INSIDE GREETING: "I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking gentleman. Happy Fucking Birthday." COVER - I do not spew profanities.
CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
USE - The perfect, Hilarious card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
Item #: C8139BDG Cover Reads: I do not spew profanities. Inside Reads: I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking gentleman. Happy Fucking Birthday. Now, that's F'ing class! In a f*#king Birthday card! All of your classy, mature friends, relatives and workmates, male and female, celebrating yet another birth anniversary will get a good, sophisticated laugh out of the bright, witty, debonair joke greeting. It's handsome, it's retro, it's well turned-out, and it's colorful in background and language both. Shipping weight: 0.64 oz Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches Name: Gentleman Spew Profanities Occasion: Birthday Line: Talk Bubbles Artist: NobleWorks Inc Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7" Credit: Art by NobleWorks Paper Stock: Recycled paper Introduced: June 30, 2022 UPC: 745469271058 Availability: In Stock