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The Dirt All Natural Anti-Microbial Copper Tongue Scraper
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About The Dirt All Natural Anti-Microbial Copper Tongue
Clean Teeth, Naturally Copper Tongue Scrape...I Cleaner - The DirtWant Breath so fresh that polar bears will prefer to sniff it rather than wallow in the icy cold waters of the arctic? Our tongue scraper is forged from the molten ore of the earth. Made from 100% pure copper, its anti-microbial powers will force the hordes of fuzzy white bacteria living on your tongue to flee in sheer terror, vanquishing your dragon-like morning breath and replacing it with the aroma of a butterfly-winged unicorn after having gorged on lavender flower-infused ambrosia.Having fresh breath has been proven to increase your chances of getting a date by 137%* getting more dates increases your chance of getting lucky. Therefore, scraping your tongue will increase your orgasm by 137% - you don't want to miss out on that do you?
