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#0 New York Times bestseller Lactaid and Corn Syrup is a collection of poetry and prose about natural selection. About the experience of knives, hearts, eggs, and band-aids. There are four chapters, so that they can serve the purpose of chapters. Dealing with different portions of the book as a whole, but broken up into chapters to ensure it is very clear where one chapter ends and another begins. It is an adventure and corn is everywhere you look. Everywhere. Nothing says I love you like the gift of poetry. Lactaid and Corn Syrup will make you laugh, cry, and then feel nothing. We recommend this delicious and daringly boldly brave book as a birthday, holiday, or housewarming gift, for that literary (or just literate) person in your life. Sometimes you just need a black book with a title in Times New Roman font on your coffee table. It’s just like milk and honey, but without the stomachache.