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I LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH ME THERE: Musings and Occasional Erotic Thoughts from My Boyhood and Beyond
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About I LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH ME THERE: Musings And
Travel back in time and listen to The Big Handel declare “For unto you is born this day in the city of Fargo, a Coach, which is Geoff, the Big Boy. And his name shall be called [that’s pronounced CALL ED for those of you who fall outside the oxymoronic category of non-oratorical scholars] ‘Wonderful,’ ‘Counsellor,’ ‘The Mighty Track Star,’ ‘The Everlasting Farter,’ ‘The Prince of Piece.’ Well, the timing was way off, the translation seemed more than just a bit jumbled, and George got the city wrong, however there certainly was a birth event a while ago, which changed the course of the world forever. (Ah… maybe a little bit, anyway.) So hop on Seat Four of the Coach’s Ab Roller as Jeffery becomes Geoffrey, his farting problems worsen (but almost lead to sainthood) and all attempts at agrandissement du pénis fail. Join the self-styled “Big Boy” as he enjoys his first manscape and discovers something about public indecency laws in Washington state as a bonus. And don’t miss how centimeters differ from inches, why frat life may not be what you always thought it was, and learn how to paint naked ladies. All over. Yes, even there.
