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Product Description Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.***** “Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!” ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series Review "Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!" ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series From the Author NEWSLETTER SIGN-UP Copy and paste the following into your browser to sign up for new release announcements: us5.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=4b8027cfe107191643ba89874&id=1ee92c9c17 THE HOT DAMNED SEREIS is a page turning hilarious, action packed paranormal romance about Vampyres, Fairies, Demons and the Devil himself. The stakes are always high and the humor will have you snorting your soda out of your nose. It's packed with humor, friendship, family and passion! Being dead has never been so delightful. THE HOT DAMNED SERIES (IN PROCESS) Book 1: Fashionably Dead Book 2: Fashionably Dead Down Under Book 3: Hell on Heels Book 4: Fashionably Dead in Diapers Book 5: A Fashionably Dead Christmas Book 6: Fashionably Hotter Than Hell Book 7: Fashionably Dead and Wed Book 8: Fashionably Fanged Book 9: Fashionably Flawed Book 9.5: A Fashionably Dead Diary Book 10: Fashionably Forever After Book 11: Fashionably Fabulous Book 12: A Fashionably Fiasco THE SHIFT HAPPENS SERIES (COMPLETE) Book 1: Ready to Were Book 2: Some Were in Time Book 3: No Were To Run Book 4: Were Me Out Book 3: Were We Belong THE MAGIC AND MAYHEM SERIES (IN PROCESS) Book 1: Switching Hour Book 2: Witch Glitch Book 3: A Witch in Time Book 4: Magically Delicious Book 5: A Tale of Two Witches Book 6: Three's A Charm Book 7: Switching Witches THE SEA SHENANIGANS SERIES (IN PROCESS) Book 1: Tallulah's Temptation Book 2: Ariel's Antics Book 3: Misty's Mayhem Book 4: Madison's Mess A WYLDE PARANORMAL LOVE STORY SERIES (IN PROCESS) Book 1: Beauty Loves the Beast About the Author NYT and USA Today best selling author, Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won't leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke with extra ice in a Yeti cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing giv