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Cruz is a Dork Vote for O'Rourke Funny Texas Election Shirt
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About Cruz Is A Dork Vote For O'Rourke Funny Texas
Ted Cruz is a Dork! Vote for Beto O'Rourke! Only a dork would mock someone for being in a punk band, eating tofu, and having awesome dyed hair! Let's vote for a cool kid for a change! Vote for Beto! All kidding aside, Beto doesn't accept PAC money! No PACS just people! He drives around Texas in a beat up pickup truck meeting with Texans who disagree with him! Cruz tries to kiss little girls and thinks his prayers can solve all problems. Time for some real change, and a real Senator. Beto cares! Men, women, and kids from the Lone Star State love this election shirt as a birthday or election day polling place shirt! (check with voting officials first, as some may not allow campaign like shirts)
