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This is just the best roll of toilet paper, it really is. Since January 2017, I've been on a roll. All the top experts and world leaders and bloggers say that I've done a wonderful, fantastic job. And now it's December 2020 and guess what folks? I'm still on a roll! Just like how I wiped out all of my competitors in 2016, I'm very, very extraordinarily close to wiping out the National Debt. Don't believe what the LOSERS and HATERS-- they're the enema of the people. No, I spelled that correctly. My term has been so, so great, just really, really the best. This Christmas, give a gift that truly leaves its mark! Makes a perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer!