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On my word as a cavalier, this shampoo literally cause it approximately six trillion times easier to increase and maintain your best beard. It will also be your optimum accessory, a bargaining chip, marketing tool, and occasionally a safety device. Authentic additives? Always and forever, my goodman. Beard development? Faster than the cups run out at any party ever. Thicker, fuller, softer, tougher, HEALTHIER beards? Have you been listening to a word I've said?! Yes, yes, and once again yes! Let me break it down for you... MANLINESS ACROSS ALL SENSES: Look like a man as others revel in the glory of your magnificent beard. Sound like a man, as the wind and your facial follicles intertwine to make sweet, sweet music. Feel like a man, as the coarse wildman wires attached to your face are tamed into soft, delightful strands that will make your ladyfriend purr contentedly. Smell like a man, as pure and natural masculinity wafts from your mustache like aromatherapy even stronger than a candle store under attack by an arsonist. Your beard will even taste manly, after being saturated by such glorious and wonderful ingredients to find themselves in this miracle that is the Polished Gentleman Beard Shampoo!