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About Bad Kitty Gets A Bath
Product Description Pet owners beware!Bad Kitty really needs a bath, and she is forced to take one in this hysterical new illustrated how-to for young readers. The following are some items you will need for Kitty's bath: one bathtub, plenty of water, dry towels, a suit of armor, a letter to your loved ones, clean underwear (because stressful situations can cause "accidents"), an ambulance in your driveway with the engine running, and, oh, yeah, you'll also need Kitty . . . but good luck with that! Kitty is at her worst in this riotous how-to guide filled with bad smells, cautionary tales of horror, and hopefully by the end . . . some soap. Review “Bad Kitty ... proves once again she's a force to be reckoned with.” ―Kirkus Reviews“Anyone who loves (or hates) cats will get a good chuckle from this book: children and adults alike.” ―Children's Literature“Bruel's zany illustrations incorporate numerous perspectives that heighten the humor.” ―School Library Journal“A tubful oul of fun.” ―Cape Cod Times“Cat lovers of all ages will want to pounce on this book.” ―RealVail “This follow-up to Bad Kitty pairs Bruel's witty asides and spastic, tongue-in-cheek commentaries with more high-energy cartoon illustrations. . . . Whether they prefer cats or dogs, young and reluctant readers will get plenty of laughs from this comic and informative chapter book.” ―Booklist About the Author Nick Bruel is the author and illustrator of the phenomenally successful New York Times bestselling Bad Kitty series, including the 2012 and 2013 CBC Children's Choice Book Award winners Bad Kitty Meets the Baby and Bad Kitty for President. Nick has also written and illustrated popular picture books, including A Wonderful Year and Little Red Bird. Nick lives with his wife and daughter in Westchester, New York. Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. CHAPTER TWOFINDING KITTYNow’s the hard part.The bath is ready, but Kitty is not. In fact, Kitty is nowhere to be found.Is she in her litter box?Is she under the sofa?*Is she sitting on her favorite window ledge?Is she sitting in her favorite chair?Is she lying in your bed?So where is Kitty?Kitty’s very good at hiding. So maybe the best step right now would be to think about where you found her all the other times she hid.This is where she was hiding when you had to take her to the vet.*This is where she was hiding when you had to brush her teeth.This is where she was hiding when you had to give her medicine.This is where she was hiding when you had to clip her nails.This is where she was hiding when you told her to finish her vegetables.*There’s Puppy!Maybe Puppy knows where Kitty is hiding.Hey, Puppy... Do you know where Kitty is hiding?Hmmm... Maybe he doesn’t know.Hold on... Since when does Puppy have black fur? Puppy has never had black fur. So maybe that isn’t Puppy at all. So who is it really? Hmmm...IT’S KITTY IN DISGUISE! GET HER!SHE’S RUNNING INTO THE LIVING ROOM! GET HER!Excerpted from Bad Kitty by Nick Bruel.Copyright © 2008 by Nick Bruel.Published in 2008 by Square Fish.All rights reserved. This work is protected under copyright laws and reproduction is strictly prohibited. Permission to reproduce the material in any manner or medium must be secured from the Publisher.
