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101 Ways to kill you with your selfie-stick: or at least make you wish you were dead
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About 101 Ways To Kill You With Your Selfie-stick: Or At
"This is I, the narrator. I am a very peaceful person. Always have been. I haven’t hurt a soul in my life, never burned cats or dogs, never squeezed any ants, I even took in all mosquitos I ever encountered, fed and raised them as if they were my own flesh and blood. I rarely have any feelings of violence or disgust. But one thing in nowadays' world unleashes a barely controllable rage inside of me, a feeling I never knew before. A feeling which I am scared of. A feeling, which puts my belief in humanity to the test." – Ron Ratheart We all know about the fascinating accomplishments humanity achieved. We all can just wonder where our intellect and curiosity will lead us to, but we all agree it is a mesmerizing future we are facing. Deep down we all – we, the collective, we, the narrator Ron - , are driven by the same unshakeable belief in humanity as the narrator's. Almost unshakeable, because if there is one thing that could bring it all down it is this horrifying object: The selfie-stick and its owner. Those sight blocking, bruising artificial arms ruining everyone's day, vacation, peaceful afternoon at the beach – basically ruining society altogether. The narrator outstandingly demonstrates his perspicuous argument behind his irrepressible rage towards selfie-sticks and gives the reader a way to join him in channeling her or his anger into laughter and satisfaction. Supported by beautifully hand-drawn illustrations by Mr. Ratheart, no rest- or bathroom should miss this short and entertaining read. While the book is outstandingly entertaining, young readers may be warned about very graphic and disturbing depiction of violence. Older readers soft at heart may consult their psychiatrist of trust before diving into the read. All others inevitably will have blast with this jolly piece of literature.
