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Get it between 2024-12-03 to 2024-12-10. Additional 3 business days for provincial shipping.
INSIDE GREETING: "Bitch! Happy Birthday!" COVER - You are 30 today and have your whole life ahead of you!
CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
USE - The ideal, card for writing Milestone Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
Item #: 8967 Cover Reads: You Are 30 Today And Have Your Whole Life Ahead Of You! Inside Reads: Bitch! Happy Birthday! Turning 30 can be perceived by many as reaching a much anticipated milestone in one's life. It can be anticipated with great joy and excitement. It can also be one of those much dreaded Birthdays where a person can want to disappear and not give anyone a chance to do something stupid like, throw them a party. No matter which way your soon to be 30 year old friend looks at their special day, you can be relieved in knowing this funny Birthday wish card may be just what they need. Whether their anticipation towards it is dread or excitement, the fact that you are reconfirming that they have their whole life ahead of them will be reassuring. It won't take long for you to figure out which way they was perceiving their special day...The fact you just called them a 'Bitch', will let you know almost immediately. Shipping weight: 0.64 oz Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches Name: You are 30 Bitch Occasion: Milestone Birthday Line: You Are Bitch Artist: NobleWorks Inc Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7" Credit: Art by NobleWorks Paper Stock: Printing in USA Introduced: December 15, 2012 UPC: 745469089677 Availability: In Stock