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How Are You Still Alive - Express your amazement that they've made it this long with the front reading " Holy Crap You're Old ", opening to a smiling glittery rainbow poo emoji in a party hat, " but you're still the sh*t "
Everyone Gets Old - Perfect for reminding anyone they'll always be the sh*t even if they're as old as dirt. Ideal for mom, dad, grandpa, grandpa, husband, wife, brother, sister and anyone with crappy humor
Write Your Heart Out - Use the included lined note paper to express all of your heart-felt and snarky birthday wishes without having to scribble in the margins
Unending Laughs - More than a gag gift, our pop up cards are displayable for years of humor thanks to sturdy high-quality construction and diligent packaging
Love Your Pop Card…Or Else - The only thing higher quality than our humor is Dirty Pop Cards dedication to unique and giggle-inducing pop-up cards like you've never seen before!
Become a Gifting LegendThere will be friends giggling like schoolgirls, checking their drawers to see if they had another oopsie. There will be gasps, and obnoxious laughter. That’s the power of Dirty Pop Cards!We set out on a quest to create 3D birthday cards for women and men that made a statement. And we achieved that by making cards that did more than just say ‘Happy Birthday’; they jumped out at you. Left you yearning for an extra-cold shower.And since we know your need to embarrass that special someone runs deep, we’ve included a blank piece of notepaper with every funny birthday card. Write your heart out, draw some bad sketches if you wish, and make that card one to remember.Product Specifications:✔ Dimensions: 5” x 7” Inches✔ Material: Sturdy CardstockPackage Inclusions:✔ 1 x Envelope✔ 1 x Pop Up Card✔ 1 x Blank Note PaperQuality You’ll be Gushing OverIt’s thick. It’s sturdy. It feels amazing to the touch. Calm down, we’re talking about paper. No flimsy pop up cards here. We go the extra mile and spare no expense to create cards that feel as great as they look.And thanks to diligent packaging, your pop out card arrives intact & clean. Ready to crown that occasion with a chuckle, make that birthday a bonafide hit, and give you the freedom to bask in the glowing compliments that are sure to follow.So, no more boring birthday cards with the same played out message. Whether it’s for that cool dad, a prank gift for the guy with a great sense of humor, or a milestone birthday gift to mark that 60th, 70th, or 80th birthday, this is the card they’ll want to save as a memento. Happy gifting!Perfect OccasionsFunny birthday cards for best friend, hilarious adult birthday cards for husband/wife, humorous 3D joke cards for boyfriend/girlfriend, best birthday cards