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Funny Married Arrest Greeting Card for Anniversary Card (Big 8.5 x 11 Inch) - Hilarious Anniversary Card for Husband, Men - Stationery Notecard for Married, Happy Guy (with Envelope) J9774
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Funny Married Arrest Greeting Card for Anniversary Features
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INSIDE GREETING: "You Have The Right To Have A Happy Anniversary!" COVER - I see that you're married, so you already know that anything you say can and will be used against you.
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SIZE - Jumbo Anniversary wishes would require a jumbo Greeting Card. Our extra large greeting cards can be described as giant, huge or oversized, but one thing’s for sure… they have a huge impact and leave long lasting, memorable impressions!
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USE: Funny stationery for writing Anniversary wishes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a high gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface. Perfect for men and women.
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SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!
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AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association.
About Funny Married Arrest Greeting Card For Anniversary
Item #: J9774 Cover Reads: I See That You're Married, So You Already Know That Anything You Say Can And Will Be Used Against You. Inside Reads: You Have The Right To Have A Happy Anniversary! Miranda Rights' take a back seat to marital law every time. So, the uniformed cop busting the wedded, bald-headed perp on the large Married Arrest Anniversary Joke Card need not bother with the part about 'anything you say can and will be used against you.' But ... 'You have the right to have a Happy Anniversary!' And that's what this huge, hilarious, cartoon card is all about: celebrating an anniversary in a fun and colorful manner. Cop to it now! Shipping weight: 4.00 oz Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches Name: Married Arrest Occasion: Anniversary Line: Cartoons Artist: Dan Piraro Greeting Card Style: Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11" Credit: Bizarro by Dan Piraro Paper Stock: Printing in USA Introduced: January 15, 2015 UPC: 745469597745 Availability: In Stock
