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Extra Large Happy Birthday Note Card With Envelope 8.5 x 11 Inch - 'Five Miles' Happy Appreciation Humorous Card - Burn Calories Faster On Your Birthday Greeting Card J9994
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About Extra Large Happy Birthday Note Card With Envelope
WHY NOT SHED SOME CALORIES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY 5 miles in 30 seconds?!' Even the world's top steroid-enhanced sprinters couldn't match that record. The oversized Five Miles Birthday Joke Card sets different kinds of marks for sexy humor and sly digs, as it wishes someone special a big, bright Happy Birthday! Yellow means . . . Go! Get this large, funny card! Known for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products. OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMORNobleWorks' fun and humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh and blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the USA or Canada. Many of our fabulous custom and colorful cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern and unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute and fancy pictures. . . There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqu to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? - ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!
