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Get it between 2024-12-17 to 2024-12-24. Additional 3 business days for provincial shipping.
Awesome Design: your friends will be jealous of this awesome Eat Your Own Ass, Idiot key chain. Everywhere you go your new keychain will spark conversations about your the importance and effects of our eating decisions
Easy To Find: These key chains really stand out. This means they make your keys much easier to find when you lose them
Double Sided: The Eat Your Own Ass, Idiot design is embroidered on both sides of the key chain
Scratch Resistant: This key chain has been specially designed so it won't scratch up your car, motorcycle or house door. It has been made with durable fabric, so there are no hard or sharp corners to scratch up your paint or woodwork
Satisfaction Guarantee: The most important thing for us is that you 100% love your purchase. If you are not 100% satisfied for any reason, please let us know and we will refund your purchase.
Why Do You Need This Keychain? Looks AwesomeWell firstly, it looks awesome and really stands out. Other vegans will spot your Eat Your Own Ass, Idiot key chain from a mile away and come up to you for a chat about the lifestyle! Easier To FindWith this key tag hanging off your keys it will be much harder to lose the damn thing! These key chains really do stand out. Not only does this mean they are harder to lose, but they make your keys much easier to find when you do lose them. Durable Embroidered DesignUnlike other keychains that use less durable printing methods like heat transfer print, our key tag designs are embroidered on. This means you don't have to worry about them wearing off or fading. Won't Scratch Up Your PaintHave you ever seen a car door with messy marks surrounding the door handle? Or a motorcycle with horrible looking scratches around the ignition key hole? This key tag has been specifically designed so that this won't happen to your beautiful motorcycle or car. They are constructed with durable fabric, so there are no sharp edges to scratch up your paintwork! Satisfaction GuaranteeThe most important thing for us is that you love your purchase. If you are not 100% satisfied with your keytag for any reason we will refund your purchase.