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Maven Gifts I Can't Believe It's Not Blood - Fake Blood - 16 oz
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Maven Gifts I Can't Believe It's Not Blood - Fake Features
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TERRIFYINGLY REALISTIC FAKE BLOOD – Engineered with a guilty conscience to be terrifyingly realistic, this fake blood splatters, sprays, drips and dries just like the real thing.
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SIMULATE UNTOLD NUMBER OF GORY MISFORTUNES – Perfect for creating cuts, wounds, bites, tears, abrasions, gashes, lacerations, stabbings, hemorrhages, amputations, de-glovings, and whatever else you can come up with.
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ALSO GOOD FOR CRIME SCENES – Like real blood, which is good for keeping you and your vampire paramour alive, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real Blood is versatile. Apply it to skin as well as clothes, floors, doors, walls, and/or windows. It may or may not pass a CSI lab analysis.
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TIPS FOR BLOODY CLEAN UP – It looks good in person and on camera… and tends to keep looking good. While a few scrubbings will get rid of it, consider applying Vaseline or lotion to skin before use. Also, we highly discourage drinking and consumption.
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LUCKILY THERE’S A LOT OF IT – Feel free to use this bottle liberally, as you have 16 ounces of quality fake blood that won’t dry out any time soon and doesn’t need to be refrigerated. Here at Maven Gifts, we only needed half a bottle to convince our boss of a Bubonic Plague outbreak, securing a well-deserved three-day weekend.
About Maven Gifts I Can't Believe It's Not Blood - Fake
Creating a product as terrifyingly realistic as I Can't Believe It's Not Real Blood isn't easy. First, we take real blood (from a vampire in our milking dungeon, of course). Then we start dehydrating and rehydrating it, mixing elements, and adding dyes and pastes until we have a high-quality, completely fake blood. This blood is silicone-based, which means it drips, splatters, and dries better than its syrup-based competitors. It can be used for just about whatever gory misfortune you can come up with and is also good at faking horrific crime scenes. However, this fake blood can stain clothes (especially if allowed to set in light colors) and other surfaces. We suggest testing it on a small area before use. For easiest removable from skin, apply a thin layer of Vaseline or lotion before use, otherwise wash with soap and water. I Can't Believe It's Not Real Blood is neither delicious nor nutritious, so don't try to drink it. Undoubtedly it is best for making loved ones think you fell down the stairs they are always telling you to stop running on.
