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PERKELE! As the drunkest and most depressed Countryball in Europe, (mostly due to the terrible weather and close proximity to Russiaball) Finlandball does not have many friends. His brother is Sweden, but he is of family. Some consider Estoniaball to be his best friend, since he always sells him cheap alcohol. Finlandball is dark, broody, and more alcoholic than Denmark, if that's even possible. The rest of the Nordics all think of him as a sad version of Sweden. n 1940, Finland kicked Sovietball's ass for attempting to Anschluss him during the Winter Wars, a feat of which he is still proud of to this day. His wartime heroics also eventually won him the heart of Ålandball, a currently autonomous region of Finland who he rescued from Sovietball. She was previously a part of Swedenball before he showed his true colours during the second world war (yellow) and chose to remain neutral instead of saving her. Today, Finlandball spends most of his time drinking vodka or staying warm in Saunas, but somehow, he has still managed to do some worthy things. His educational system is considered the best in the world, bar none and perhaps even more notably, he developed the "indestructible" Nokia cellphone that not even Russiaball or USAball nukes can destroy. If you're a fan of Finland, do yourself a favor and grab a Finlandball today!