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A Candle for Awkward Moments 17 oz Candle - Smells like your entire life by Whiskey River Soap Co.; Sketchy ointment scent ~ Burn time: 60 hours ~ Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz. Increases instances of missed high fives & blind dates with your dad ~ Fly unzipped ~ Unwanted eye contact ~ Wrong person. Um, awkwaaard. Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes, and that's just on Twitter. In real life, I'm a complete train wreck. And proud of it! You should be, too. That's why you need a special Soap for Awkward Moments. It's not as cool as a national holiday, but it's a damn good start. Whiskey River Soap Co. make soap and candles that smell great and hopefully make you laugh. They are all about hand-making their own products because they are not just selling you a funny label wrapped around something mass-produced in China. They believe both quality and humor to exist together, and hope you agree.