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With a timeless casual look and the heart of a skateboarder, the Vans Authentic retro shoes are a venerable classic. You can't help but get excited when you merely look at the Vans Authentics, so can you imagine what your reaction will be when you actually put them on? There have been several cases documented where people have accidentally harmed themselves when they have put on a pair of Vans Authentics, so we suggest that you first put them on your feet when you are alone, and preferably somewhere warm and soft, like the edge of your bed. That way, when you fall over with happiness, you can just drift off to sleep, with visions of Vans Authentic kicks dancing in your head.For added detail, the Vans in your dreams are wearing their own Vans Authentic shoes. They dance around in a circle, singing the "Happy Vans" song, which unfortunately we don't have the words to describe here, and due to restrictions from the RIAA, we can't stream it for you. Maybe that's not so unfortunate...Hey, wake up! You're strapped into some of the hippest casual shoes on the market. Get out and show the world your spiffy new kicks!