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Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall - Indoor/Outdoor Funny Lawn Gnome Decoration
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About Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome
Say "Hello!" to our Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue! Don't call him "cute".. This is one pissed off gnome! An almighty FU to the universe! He may be a bit feisty - some would say slightly angry, cranky even, but he's not afraid to give the world not one, but two "birds"! This little guy needs anger management, he's flipping his middle fingers at just about everything that annoys him. He's not saying "hello" to anyone, in fact, The Double Bird Gnome is saying GO AWAY to the obnoxious pink flamingos, the dumb cat who constantly rubs up on him, the stupid squirrel, the neighbor's idiot small yapping dog, and anyone else disturbing his peace! (And a not so subtle insult to the stuck-up neighbor who you're secretly convinced is a robot alien!) // Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face Awesome (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of novelty and gag gifts! Give in to the kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic Gnomes - it's not just a funny lawn gnome - it's art! // These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn - your garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss's door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just possess an offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) DIMENSIONS: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" Wide | Gnome statue weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant. Made in China, DESIGNED in the USA.
